Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	70	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	7940	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	190
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Love Letters Sent:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.