Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ores Mined:	1645
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5135	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	716
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9478

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	3023
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	40653	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	118	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.