Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	65	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	180
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	169

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Animals Bred:	105	Ores Mined:	3332
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	908	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crops Grown:	7726	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4775
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	888

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.