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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1662 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 163 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!