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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9091 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!