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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8420 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 403 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!