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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3997 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8153 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!