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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2970 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1874 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 204 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!