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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1340 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!