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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9032 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!