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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3862 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!