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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1971 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!