Are you a fan of British banter and American roasting? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious insults and outrageous jokes as British women tear apart America and Americans. It’s so funny, you might just find yourself getting turned on (don’t worry, it’s totally normal…we think). So come join the fun and see if you can handle the heat in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 119
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The jar

    The jar

    Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2911

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CastawayMC

    CastawayMC

    CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Star Wars Conquest

    Star Wars Conquest

    Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Emeralds Found: 4081
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Chatty Player NW

    Chatty Player NW

    Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 405 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • JustVanillaMC

    JustVanillaMC

    Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Shotbow

    Shotbow

    Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineWonders

    MineWonders

    Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mines Excavated: 4275
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Alone Mc

    Alone Mc

    Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Zombie Dances: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The Goons

    The Goons

    A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Gaudium Middle School

    Gaudium Middle School

    Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CoolKidzTable

    CoolKidzTable

    Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Gemora

    Gemora

    A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 77

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ReignSMP

    ReignSMP

    Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DoomieMcDoomMC

    DoomieMcDoomMC

    Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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