Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Buildings Constructed: 39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Star Shards Collected: 256

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crops Grown: 5239
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Ores Mined: 5857

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3754 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 189 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 290667 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Potions Brewed: 144 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Falling into the Void: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mines Excavated: 1180
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 174

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ores Mined: 4266 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Enchantments Applied: 81
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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