Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Runes Activated: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers

  • GeodeSMP

    GeodeSMP

    Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kozers Universe

    Kozers Universe

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Alien Abductions: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ecaz MC

    Ecaz MC

    Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8977 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DerCraft Network

    DerCraft Network

    DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OceanBlock by CraftersLand

    OceanBlock  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Falling into the Void: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 26 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Animals Bred: 139
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Star Shards Collected: 288
    Towns Built: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 167 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Villages Defended: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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