Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Animals Bred: 117
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5737
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Alien Abductions: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5971
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7545
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 189269
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Misinfo MasterCraft

    Misinfo MasterCraft
    so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

    oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

    so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Animals Bred: 45 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 186
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Quality of Life (QoL) Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
    Informative Discord Channel Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
    Custom Help Menu Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

    Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

    To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

    2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

    The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

    3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

    By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

    4. Is there a player economy on the server?

    Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

    5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

    2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

    3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

    4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

    5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Animals Bred: 184
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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