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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8262 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 260 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
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