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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9776 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 276 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5094 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!