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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6771 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 255 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!