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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9544 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 2957 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!