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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4486 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1917 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
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So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!
