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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5875 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 176 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 226 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
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