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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1282 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
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