Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2852

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Crops Grown: 3492
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 5065
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8665 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Crops Grown: 2660

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Crops Grown: 6249
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Runes Activated: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Star Shards Collected: 165
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mines Excavated: 1888

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 New Chunks Explored: 567140
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Ores Mined: 4830

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1759 Magic Items Found: 4368
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2583
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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