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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Endless Night Skies: 4 Crops Grown: 3399
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mines Excavated: 4435

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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