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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9988 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”
plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.
so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.