Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Falling into the Void: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Star Shards Collected: 71 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Crops Grown: 2198

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Babes: Where Pixels Become Pretty Pixels

    Blocky Babes: Where Pixels Become Pretty Pixels
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can make the prettiest female character you’ve ever seen! And trust us, you’ve never seen a real woman like this before, you incel! Join us for a chance to experience the most gorgeous avatars and unleash your inner fashionista.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server is built on top of a secret treasure trove, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

    And if treasure hunting isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-maned unicorns and frolic through fields of pixie dust. It’s a magical experience that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fairytale land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! And remember, no incels allowed – only real gamers need apply.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

    Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Neets Club

    Crafty Neets Club
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Creeper Comedy Club

    Crafty Creeper Comedy Club
    Oh honey, it was better than good, it was EPIC! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS RAIN! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where zombies drop sick beats. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BootyCraft: Ahoy Land Lubbers!

    BootyCraft: Ahoy Land Lubbers!
    Are ye tired of boring old Minecraft servers where ye just mine and craft all day? Well, come aboard our server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for epic battles with giant squids and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants wishes to all who find it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house that can fly? No problem.

    So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1850 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor

    WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the pixelated realms of Warhammer, an approved /v/ vidya franchise that will blow your mind!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, on our server, you’ll battle against Orks, Chaos, and even Space Marines as you fight for dominance in the world of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – we have custom weapons and armor that will make you the envy of all your friends. Want to ride a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about wielding a chainsword that can slice through anything in your path? We’ve got that too!

    Join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate Warhammer warrior. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Crops Grown: 4900
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Animals Bred: 55 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’

    Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • “Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights

    “Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights
    🤣 Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! 🤪 Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!

    🌟 Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! 🐄🍏

    🔥 Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? 🐔🏆

    🌈 And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! 🧜‍♀️🎣

    🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! 🤡💥

    🔗 Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🤩🎮

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

    Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies
    Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

    Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Potions Brewed: 173
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Gridman LOLs

    Crafty Gridman LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7391 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

    HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

    Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

    So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magic Items Found: 1850
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

    Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

    Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

    CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 196 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

    1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 312 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • – JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

    – JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.

    2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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