Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • WeebCraft360 – Where Minecraft meets Xbox nostalgia!

    WeebCraft360 – Where Minecraft meets Xbox nostalgia!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prove that Xbox 360 is the ultimate console for weebs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

    • Our server is so lit, even Steve from Minecraft himself plays on it!
    • We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
    • Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that if you win, you’ll gain superhuman strength in real life!
    • We have a pet creeper that tells the funniest jokes while you mine for diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weeb-tastic world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DodgingCraft: Where You Can Redpill Your Enemies!

    DodgingCraft: Where You Can Redpill Your Enemies!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like pretending to break your arm for sympathy! Imagine the laughs you’ll have as you walk around with a fake cast, fooling everyone into thinking you’re a helpless cripple. And hey, if anyone questions your injury, just show them your totally legit medical paper from a bribed doctor. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and start living your best fake injury life! #MinecraftGoals #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4181 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters

    LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters
    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of battling Final Omega Strikers in epic showdowns that will test your skills and courage! – Dive into a world filled with emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind! – Get the latest scoop on balance patches and new characters like Mako, who will shake up the game like never before! – Watch replays of our legendary /omg/ Cup tournaments, where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights! – Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and track your match history to relive your greatest victories! – Explore our custom games sheet and Aggie archive for even more madness and mayhem!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Enchantments Applied: 299
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

    CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

    Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 817799 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win

    Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! 🎲💰 Join us and you could be like our player who bet a whopping 2.5K on a single hand of baccarat today! Who needs diamonds when you can win big in our virtual casino? 🃏💎

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that can slay any mob with a single swipe! ⚔️💎

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of high stakes gambling and intense PvP battles like never before! Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft! 💰🔥

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join boreway? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and snout-tastic skills.

    – We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited riches and chicken nuggets for life.

    – Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare enchanted items. But be warned, he has some killer moves that will blow you away (literally).

    So what are you waiting for? Join boreway today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!

    LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

    Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

    Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

    Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

    Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 50
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL

    CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dimension Hops: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

    Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9389 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Potions Brewed: 147

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

    Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Loona’s Block Party

    Loona’s Block Party
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1239

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

    MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

    Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

    With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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