Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Void Armor Forged: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 129 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6699 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3747 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary <b>Diamond Chicken</b>, rumored to lay <b>diamond eggs</b>! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret <b>Disco Cave</b> where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3347 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

    Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

    Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 183 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

    Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MemeCraft – #1 Server

    MemeCraft – #1 Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player in all of Minecraft and built a castle made entirely of gold blocks. Legend has it that their riches are still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest enchanted items and the most powerful bosses you’ve ever seen. Defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch or tame a giant slime as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀💥

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 4594

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Fandom Funhouse

    Blocky Fandom Funhouse
    Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

    Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

    So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Magic Items Found: 7614
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

    CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!
    But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

    YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

    Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

    NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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