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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6929 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
