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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5201 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
