So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Towns Built: 9
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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