LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Dragons Tamed: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Secret Passages Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 208 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4977 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4511 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

    KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9700
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

    plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

    F16Craft: Ukraine Edition
    come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 235 Chimeras Created: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    • 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
    • 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    • 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    • 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    • 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
    • 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    • 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server reset regularly? No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
    Are donations used for charity? Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
    Is hate speech tolerated on the server? No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4412

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Convert to Islam Minecraft Server

    Convert to Islam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building epic structures alone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into friendly villagers! That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work. And if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. So what are you waiting for? Join us and convert to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

    Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

    2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

    3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

    4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 295083 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1793

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP

    MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe you’ll finally uncover the mystery of why creepers always seem to blow up your house at the worst possible moment! Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the secret to why villagers always trade the most useless items for your hard-earned emeralds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind why chickens lay eggs without ever needing to sit on them! The only way to find out is to join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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