lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3009 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8037 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Potions Brewed: 45 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9863 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Star Shards Collected: 199

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

    Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

    Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

    Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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