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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Items Found:	6102	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Emeralds Found:	6155	Farms Harvested:	338
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

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CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6258	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	7475	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Votes:	3486
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3461	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1404	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Towns Built:	10
Mines Excavated:	3172	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ores Mined:	7852
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	869	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9483	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8959	Endless Night Skies:	1
New Chunks Explored:	393216	Void Armor Forged:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4156	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	898

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org