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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3045 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 162 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.