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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6217 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.