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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4354 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.