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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1598 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.