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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5267 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.