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Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EvilCrafters United

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	3549
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	700993
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

Chad, Giga, GigaChad, Isnt, long tail, Minecraft, re, smp, tags

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	4995	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	244
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingSound, bothersome, bothersome noise, bothersome sound, constant noise, frustrating, grating, high-pitched sound, irritating noise, irritating sound, Irritation, jarring noise, loud sound, Minecraft, nails on chalkboard, noise, piercing sound, repetitive noise, smp, Sound, white noise

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3659	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7124	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	8723
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2