Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crops Grown:	5408	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	245207	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.