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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5187 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of protesters in Brazil were all like, “Nah man, we ain’t down with this ‘Child Pregnancy Bill’ nonsense!” And then, out of nowhere, a giant Ender Dragon swooped down and was like, “Yo, chill out dudes, come join this epic server where we build giant statues of Steve riding pigs and have dance parties with skeletons!” And that’s how this server was born, true story bro. So come join us, because where else can you fight off zombies while riding a llama wearing a top hat? It’s lit, fam.
