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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4697 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of protesters in Brazil were all like, “Nah man, we ain’t down with this ‘Child Pregnancy Bill’ nonsense!” And then, out of nowhere, a giant Ender Dragon swooped down and was like, “Yo, chill out dudes, come join this epic server where we build giant statues of Steve riding pigs and have dance parties with skeletons!” And that’s how this server was born, true story bro. So come join us, because where else can you fight off zombies while riding a llama wearing a top hat? It’s lit, fam.
