| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2734 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 52 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
BRANCHES SMP
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9148 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7706 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3001 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4914 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1986 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 898 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8156 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3484 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2928 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8558 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Votes: | 895 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6341 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3800 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 5964 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2043 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2754 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6482 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4510 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8686 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9994 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2323 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6182 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 38 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 161704 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 102 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1616 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4966 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1537 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3189 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
