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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6439 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)