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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 464 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 4610 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)