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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7956 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Votes: | 1838 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)