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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6814 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)