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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2023 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4658 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)